I get Fxx now. Too damn late.
I’m taking an environmental ethics course this semester. It’s basically me vs 100 commies.
so apparently raw is in Anaheim. I’m only 10 minutes away from it, but stuck in school.
Dear Stefan, I messaged you but you still ain’t respondin’
I put my gmail, tumblr, and bitcoin adress at the bottom
I sent you some of my videos, you must not-a got ‘em
There probably was a problem with your internet or something.
I know I comment a lot, I just hope you haven’t blocked me
but anyways; fuck it, what’s been up? Man how’s your daughter?
I know if I was a father, I wouldn’t spank her
If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her?
I’ma name her Stefania
I read about you having cancer, I’m sorry.
My grandma died from cancer, it tore up the whole family.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did in 144p
My laptop is full of your videos and and pictures of you man
I like the shit you did with Jeffrey Tucker too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is (insert your name).
Dear Stefan, you still haven’t tweeted me back or replied, I hope you get the chance.
I ain’t mad - I just think it’s FUCKED UP you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me after your speech
you didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Andrew
That’s my little brother man, spanking scares the shit out of him
We waited in that room for you,
2 hours and you just said, “DON’T SPANK!”
That’s pretty shitty man - you’re like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he’s already a libertarian
I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like being screamed at
Remember when we met in Porcfest - you said if I’d tweet you
you would tweet me back - see I’m just like you in a way
I read Ayn Rand and thought it was the best shit ever
Now I go around telling people spanking is evil
I can relate to what you’re saying in your videos
so when my parents are fighting, I drift away and put ‘em on
cause I don’t really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed
I even made a cryptocurrency with your head on it
Sometimes I even spank myself to see how much it hurts
It’s like a kink, the pain gets me aroused in such a rush
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My parents are jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don’t know how to raise kids like you do
They don’t know what it was like for kids to be spanked
You gotta tweet me man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, (insert your name) — P.S.
We should read some Ron Paul
this’ll be the last time I complain on the internet about your irish ass
It’s been sixty tweets later and still no reply - I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two tweets;
I wrote the twitter handle perfect
So this is my video I’m sending to you, I hope you watch it
I’m on my pc right now, I’m downloading porn at 3.7kb/s
Hey Stefan, I just got spanked, you dare me to communicate?
You know the song by Eminem, I think it’s called “Stan”
About the fan who loved Eminem so much, he was obsessed
And when he didn’t hear back from him, he got really depressed
That’s kind of how this is, you could have rescued me from my parents
Now it’s too late - my brothers are getting spanked, I’m scared
And all I wanted was a lousy tweet or message
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Stefan, you could have been my father, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can’t BREATHE without me
See Stefan; [screaming] Shut up assholes! I’m trying to talk!
Hey Stefan, those are my brothers screaming in the background
but I didn’t make them read Marx, I just spanked them, see I ain’t like you
cause if they spanked they’ll grow up to be criminals
Well gotta go, I gotta post this on /r/Anarcho_Capitalism
Oh shit, here come’s my dad’s belt
Dear (insert your name), I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your brother is a libertarian, has 6 months passed yet?
Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here’s an autograph for your brother, along with on one of my books.
I’m sorry I didn’t see you at my speech, I musta missed you
Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to scare you
But what’s this shit you said about you like to spank yourself?
Why do you think I’m against it?,
c’mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues (insert your name), I think you need to not be spanked
to help your from getting aroused
And what’s this shit about us reading Ron Paul?
That type of shit’ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you need to read some Rothbard
or maybe you just need to not be spanked
I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you but (insert your name)
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don’t want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on /r/anarcho_capitalism a few weeks ago that made me want to break the NAP
Some dude made a video and ended with him getting spanked by his father
and his brothers were in the background, crying
and in his youtube account, they found hundreds of videos but they didn’t say who they were for
Come to think about it, his name was.. it was you
I literally found one of my books by just googling it.
Another $40-$90 saved.
i wish i had FXX
Legos and Hard Candy
I jumped over 2 million spots this weekend in fantasy premier league. this yank isn’t that bad.